Washington~ While visiting President Bush this week, the Dalai Lama leveled harsh criticism and strong threats towards the Chinese government when speaking to reporters. Previously the Tibetan Buddhist was known for his peaceful resolve and spiritual leadership, but more recently has become a strong advocate for Tibetan rights and free speech. “China better back that ass up,” stated the Dalai Lama Wednesday. “We will come down on them like a pile of sh– bricks. Dem Chinese better check themselves befo’ they wreck themselves.”
The comments were in recent response to a letter sent by the Chinese government that expressed disappointment over the meeting between the President and his holiness. The Chinese government also alluded to the fact that the meeting may cause a strain in relations between the U.S. and China , but as of yet no official has discussed what those problems may entail. The normally soft spoken Dalai Lama had another response for the letter, “Nuke them sons of bitches!”
President Bush immediately issued a response to the Chinese government. Unfortunately, the letter on his desk sent to the Chinese was confused with the “torture letter” that was supposed to have been kept secret. The First Filing Clerk was dismissed and there has been no immediate response. Publicy the President has backed talks between the Tibetan and Chinese governments, but has also been seen winking an eye at the reporters.
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